Yeah, apparently chasing a bus uses different muscles than sitting and eating.

Trust me, kids - your homework can wait. Don't need to be doing homework while Whose Line is on; skip it!

Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?

In any other job, they're truck drivers. In show-biz, they're Transportation Captains.

Green Screen was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going.

I always thought I was going to die before I was 60.

I'm competitive at everything.