But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

The economy is in trouble, schools are in trouble, and people have been leaving the city in droves for a long, long time.

And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.

Why is everybody afraid of going to Heaven? You want to be here with the smog and the sin and bad people and the war? Or do you want to be in Heaven, sitting next to Jesus, you know?

Yeah, apparently chasing a bus uses different muscles than sitting and eating.

I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.