But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

I used to go to the Cleveland Comedy Club all the time. If there was a comic I liked, I'd go see him two or three times that week. Bob Saget was one of those guys.

Yeah, apparently chasing a bus uses different muscles than sitting and eating.

Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn't believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane.

It sucks being fat, you know.

Listen, you don't know any better so I'll just tell you. You can't try to save money by not having the right beer. You know, you can skip having medical insurance, you can buy everything you own at a swap meet but the right beer is what makes living like this possible.

The less [government] the better.