Drew Carey Quotes

I looked at game show hosting as the bottom of the totem pole, one step away from infomercials. I never watched them myself. However, it's been a lot of fun.

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, you're screwed.

I never thought I was a libertarian until I picked up Reason magazine and realized I agree with everything they had printed.

One day I was running around playing with my son Connor when afterwards I was sweating, tired and out of breath. I was embarrassed that something as enjoyable as playing with my son was so tough for me to do. Immediately I started an extensive diet and exercise plan. It completely changed my life and helped cure my Type-2 diabetes.

I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me.

And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.

Welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyway' the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like Canada.

As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.

I work with a place in Santa Monica called Phase IV. My doctor recommended them to me when I started losing weight. They help people train for things like triathlons or biking and running races. They offer physical therapists, testing, lectures.

Trust me, kids - your homework can wait. Don't need to be doing homework while Whose Line is on; skip it!

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.

What right does a politician have to tell me what I can and cannot watch? Change the channel if you don't like what's on TV!

Why is everybody afraid of going to Heaven? You want to be here with the smog and the sin and bad people and the war? Or do you want to be in Heaven, sitting next to Jesus, you know?

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then I have a protein drink or I eat egg whites.

I don't know, people take chances on stage. It's a big free speech zone, a comedy show. So sometimes things happen, you say things that are a little bit off the edge.

If frogs could fly... well we'd still be in this mess, but wouldn't it be neat?

Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test.

I had no problem going into retirement mode, ... I do what other retired guys do. I putter around the house and travel.

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.

The less [government] the better.

I can't do that. I'm already the single guy living in his parents' house. I can't be seen digging a grave in the middle of the night.

I loved the old stories in National Lampoon, like the original story the movie Vacation was based on. I used to laugh at them until I cried.

International soccer has been a big part of my love for the sport. I love the Men's National Team. I can say that they're my favorite sports team.

The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you don't feel good, your sex life gets damaged, you don't have energy for anything. It's horrible.

When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games.

I like to think of my house as nothing more than a glorified console for my television; the ultimate stereo cabinet.

If you're wearing a Bluetooth thing and you've got that thing on your belt, you are working for somebody else. You are not the guy in charge. That's a really good social status indicator.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

There is no such thing as too much fun. People need to know it is O.K. to tell jokes and be happy.

Exercise is the main thing that helped me lose weight.

My cranky cardiologist says I'm destined to die in the kitchen.

The TV season is a year-long thing now, and the networks are starting to look at it that way, thanks to cable, satellites, and competition.

I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.

The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food. Just a really sensible healthy diet like you read about all the time.

My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.

TV is easier: it's all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up, but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. To me, that's more pure.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

For 'Power of 10,' you can look at the methodology at CBS.com, it's a company called Rasmussen Reports. We poll thousands and thousands of people for each question, a real cross section of the United States.

I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.

Isn't it amazing that the Germans call their city halls 'rat houses'? That's what we should call our city halls!

I'm down to earth; people sense that and they appreciate it.

I always thought I was going to die before I was 60.

I used to go to the Cleveland Comedy Club all the time. If there was a comic I liked, I'd go see him two or three times that week. Bob Saget was one of those guys.

I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school; I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody.