There is no such thing as too much fun. People need to know it is O.K. to tell jokes and be happy.

You know what I worry about? I worry that when I hit my head, it pushes my hair into my brain, and it will eventually kill me.

At 'Price Is Right,' people feel so safe there and loved. And if you can't jump around on 'Price is Right,' then you can't jump around anywhere, you know?

Isn't it amazing that the Germans call their city halls 'rat houses'? That's what we should call our city halls!

I remember when I took a temp job... so I got a job at a department store. Something temporary to put on my resume, my parents said. Yeah... till I die!

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.