I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them.

The only way I'd need a pain reliever to enjoy sex is if all of my fantasies came true at the same time.

International soccer has been a big part of my love for the sport. I love the Men's National Team. I can say that they're my favorite sports team.

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

Reality shows always look for the worst people.

The economy is in trouble, schools are in trouble, and people have been leaving the city in droves for a long, long time.

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment.