I looked at game show hosting as the bottom of the totem pole, one step away from infomercials. I never watched them myself. However, it's been a lot of fun.

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, you're screwed.

As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.

Reality shows always look for the worst people.

I like to think of my house as nothing more than a glorified console for my television; the ultimate stereo cabinet.

I am happy that I ran the half-marathon, but to me, just running and saying that I finished a race isn't enough for me. I want to run the race as best as I can. Working out for pants size isn't enough. I need a goal or a race to get back on the treadmill every day.

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.