I honestly think that it automatically hurts me if I said that I supported the war in Iraq and I support the troops. That automatically kills me for getting a bunch of movies, a bunch of television shows. People don't want to hear from me.

I remember when I took a temp job... so I got a job at a department store. Something temporary to put on my resume, my parents said. Yeah... till I die!

I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

I looked at game show hosting as the bottom of the totem pole, one step away from infomercials. I never watched them myself. However, it's been a lot of fun.

I never thought I was a libertarian until I picked up Reason magazine and realized I agree with everything they had printed.