Irish people give big hellos and very little goodbyes. Unless they're female, and then they spend five hours talking in the doorway to the person that's leaving their house.
Dylan MoranYou’re not going to learn anything if you’re not prepared to go flat, so I’m very happy to go flat.
Dylan MoranI'm fascinated by how you'll change your position so many times over a lifetime, but really what you're doing is occupying a series of positions on a landscape.
Dylan Moran