Don't you DARE use party as a verb in my shop
Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island?
I don't go around thinking of myself as a great anything.
I'm not a fighter, I'm a bleeder.
Some people have told me that I'm grumpy; it's not something that I'm aware of. It's not like I walk around poking children in the eye... not very small ones, anyway.
I feel very very old. My hair hurts. I have buttocks all over my body and I can't even smoke properly any more. I don't have lungs, I just have two poppadoms in here.