Friends are like a pleasant park where you wish to go; while you may enjoy the flowers, you may not eat them.

Faith may have removed mountains way off somewhere, a long time ago, but it won't remove a wart at home this week.

A young man is a theory, an old man is a fact.

One trouble with growing old is that it gets progressively tougher to find a famous historical figure, who didn't amount to much when he was your age.

Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.

There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it.

Put cream and sugar on a fly and it tastes very much like a raspberry.