The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep.

None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors. The record does not show that Adam and Eve were ever married.

The most destructive criticism is indifference.

Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you know how to tell the truth.

We love the Lord, of course, but we often wonder what He finds in us.

Indignation does no good unless it is backed with a club of sufficient size to awe the opposition.

We must be truthful and fair in the ordinary affairs of life before we can be truthful and fair in patriotism and religion.