If you go to church, and like the singing better than the preaching, that's not orthodox.

Most people have seen worse things in private than they pretend to be shocked at in public.

What is common sense? That which attracts the least opposition that which brings most agreeable and worthy results.

As a man handles his troubles during the day, so he goes to bed at night a General, Captain, or Private.

A women could never be President. A condidate must be over 35, and where are you going to find a woman who will admit she's over 35?

The way out of trouble is never as simple as the way in

The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep.