Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.
I express many absurd opinions. But I am not the first man to do it; American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
Half the time men think they are talking business, they are wasting time.
People never have confidence in a Big Talker. They know his statements must be cut down, but they can never tell how much.
Loving everybody is polygamy. I care for no friend who loves his enemy equally well.