The man who insists he as good as anybody, believes he is better.
So long as we do not blow our brains out, we have decided life is worth living.
Most of us are either too think to enjoy eating, or too fat to enjoy walking.
When a man asks your advice, he usually tells you just how he expects you to decide.
When people hear good music, it makes them homesick for something they never had, and never will have.
Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.