The modest person is usually admired, if people ever hear of them.

A reasonable probability is the only certainty.

A woman does not spend all her time in buying things; she spends part of it in taking them back.

I believe in grumbling; it is the politest form of fighting known.

If a man has money, it is usually a sign, too, that he knows how to take care of it; don't imagine his money is easy to get simply because he has plenty of it.

The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home.

A theory is no more like a fact than a photograph is like a person.