If you have sense enough to realize why flies gather around a restaurant, you should be able to appreciate why men run for office.

All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into.

One trouble with growing old is that it gets progressively tougher to find a famous historical figure, who didn't amount to much when he was your age.

Half the time men think they are talking business, they are wasting time.

When I get hold of a book I particularly admire, I am so enthusiastic that I loan it to someone who never brings it back.

At first a woman doesn't want anything but a husband, but as soon as gets one, she wants everything else in the world.

What is common sense? That which attracts the least opposition that which brings most agreeable and worthy results.