The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
Put cream and sugar on a fly and it tastes very much like a raspberry.
When a man dies, and his kin are glad of it, they say, "He is better off."
The sounder your argument, the more satisfaction you get out of it.
Every successful person I have heard of has done the best he could with the conditions as he found them, and not waited until next year for better.
I try to have no plans the failure of which would greatly annoy me. Half the unhappiness in the world is due to the failure of plans which were never reasonable, and often impossible.