Instead of loving your enemies - treat your friends a little better.
Don't be crazy to do a lot of things you can't do.
One of the surprising things in this world is the respect a worthless man has for himself.
When a man diets, he eats oatmeal in addition to everything else he usually eats.
Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising.
We love the Lord, of course, but we often wonder what He finds in us.