So long as we do not blow our brains out, we have decided life is worth living.
To be an ideal guest, stay at home.
You can't do anything unless you do it yourself. And usually you can't do it yourself very well.
Everyone suffers wrongs for which there is no remedy
When a man tells you what people are saying about you, tell him what people are saying about him; that will immediately take his mind off your troubles.
Farmers only worry during the growing season, but townspeople worry all the time.