Most of us are either too think to enjoy eating, or too fat to enjoy walking.

At first a woman doesn't want anything but a husband, but as soon as gets one, she wants everything else in the world.

When you can't do anything else to a boy, you can make him wash his face.

One trouble with growing old is that it gets progressively tougher to find a famous historical figure, who didn't amount to much when he was your age.

When a man tells you what people are saying about you, tell him what people are saying about him; that will immediately take his mind off your troubles.

When a man asks your advice, he usually tells you just how he expects you to decide.

Don't be crazy to do a lot of things you can't do.