About all some men accomplish in life is to send a son to Harvard.

The underdog often starts the fight, and occasionally the upper dog deserves to win.

Youth is about the only thing worth having, and that is about the only thing youth has.

When you are in trouble, people who call to sympathize are really looking for the particulars.

The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home.

I express many absurd opinions. But I am not the first man to do it; American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.

Many a man is saved from being a thief by finding everything locked up.