When a man asks your advice, he usually tells you just how he expects you to decide.
Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.
Most of us are either too think to enjoy eating, or too fat to enjoy walking.
A thief believes everybody steals.
What is common sense? That which attracts the least opposition that which brings most agreeable and worthy results.
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.