How good we all are, in theory, to the old; and how in fact we wish them to wander off like old dogs, die without bothering us, and bury themselves.

You needn't love your enemy, but if you refrain from telling lies about him, you are doing well enough.

To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.

Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.

The underdog often starts the fight, and occasionally the upper dog deserves to win.

The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home.

All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into.