The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home.

Nothing is wonderful when you get used to it.

Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.

Indignation does no good unless it is backed with a club of sufficient size to awe the opposition.

I declare my belief that it is not your duty to do anything that is not to your own interest. Whenever it is unquestionably your duty to do a thing, then it will benefit you to perform that duty.

You can't do anything unless you do it yourself. And usually you can't do it yourself very well.

None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors. The record does not show that Adam and Eve were ever married.