A man will do more for his stubbornness than for his religion or his country

There must be some good in the cocktail party to account for its immense vogue among otherwise sane people.

The feeling of sleepiness when you are not in bed, and can't get there, is the meanest feeling in the world.

Most people have seen worse things in private than they pretend to be shocked at in public.

A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.

About all some men accomplish in life is to send a son to Harvard.

What is common sense? That which attracts the least opposition that which brings most agreeable and worthy results.