I express many absurd opinions. But I am not the first man to do it; American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.
One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool
At first a woman doesn't want anything but a husband, but as soon as gets one, she wants everything else in the world.
The only thing some people do is get older.
Nothing is wonderful when you get used to it.
A thief believes everybody steals.