The only thing some people do is get older.

There is no such thing as a convincing argument, although every man thinks he has one.

A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.

It is your enemies who keep you straight. For real use one active, sneering enemy is worth two ordinary friends.

The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.

If you have sense enough to realize why flies gather around a restaurant, you should be able to appreciate why men run for office.

The greatest humiliation in life, is to work hard on something from which you expect great appreciation, and then fail to get it.