A conquered foe should be watched.
You needn't love your enemy, but if you refrain from telling lies about him, you are doing well enough.
When a man tells you what people are saying about you, tell him what people are saying about him; that will immediately take his mind off your troubles.
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into.
When a man asks your advice, he usually tells you just how he expects you to decide.