About all some men accomplish in life is to send a son to Harvard.
When a man tells you what people are saying about you, tell him what people are saying about him; that will immediately take his mind off your troubles.
For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone.
As a man handles his troubles during the day, so he goes to bed at night a General, Captain, or Private.
A man has his clothes made to fit him; a woman makes herself fit her clothes.
Even if a farmer intends to loaf, he gets up in time to get an early start.