The average man's judgment is so poor, he runs a risk every time he uses it.
Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.
Instead of loving your enemies - treat your friends a little better.
Farmers only worry during the growing season, but townspeople worry all the time.
The feeling of sleepiness when you are not in bed, and can't get there, is the meanest feeling in the world.
If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.