Youth is about the only thing worth having, and that is about the only thing youth has.

When you can't do anything else to a boy, you can make him wash his face.

You needn't love your enemy, but if you refrain from telling lies about him, you are doing well enough.

We must be truthful and fair in the ordinary affairs of life before we can be truthful and fair in patriotism and religion.

Don't take up a man's time talking about the smartness of your children; he wants to talk to you about the smartness of his children.

If you want to know how old a woman is . . . ask her sister-in-law.

Faith may have removed mountains way off somewhere, a long time ago, but it won't remove a wart at home this week.