There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it.

One of the surprising things in this world is the respect a worthless man has for himself.

Don't be crazy to do a lot of things you can't do.

Love affairs have always greatly interested me, but I do not greatly care for them in books or moving pictures. In a love affair, I wish to be the hero, with no audience present.

There is no get-rich-quick scheme equal to a poor girl marrying a rich man.

The government is mainly an expensive organization to regulate evildoers, and tax those who behave: government does little for fairly respectable people except annoy them.

One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.