There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it.

The only thing some people do is get older.

If you have sense enough to realize why flies gather around a restaurant, you should be able to appreciate why men run for office.

When a man once gets a start holding office, it is nearly always necessary to finally choke him off.

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.

It is your enemies who keep you straight. For real use one active, sneering enemy is worth two ordinary friends.

Nothing is wonderful when you get used to it.