So long as we do not blow our brains out, we have decided life is worth living.

Man is still a savage to the extent that he has little respect for anything that cannot hurt him.

The little trouble in the world that is not due to love is due to friendship.

The greatest thing in the world is for a man to be able to do something well, and say nothing about it.

A man has his clothes made to fit him; a woman makes herself fit her clothes.

When a man once gets a start holding office, it is nearly always necessary to finally choke him off.

Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.