Some people never have anything except ideals.
About all some men accomplish in life is to send a son to Harvard.
You can't do anything unless you do it yourself. And usually you can't do it yourself very well.
To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.
I try to have no plans the failure of which would greatly annoy me. Half the unhappiness in the world is due to the failure of plans which were never reasonable, and often impossible.
If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.