Some people never have anything except ideals.
There is something in the red of a raspberry pie that looks as good to a man as the red in a sheep looks to a wolf.
Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.
A woman might as well propose: her husband will claim she did.
Where the guests at a gathering are well-acquainted, they eat 20 per cent more than they otherwise would.
To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.