Nothing tires a man more than to be grateful all the time.

Most people have seen worse things in private than they pretend to be shocked at in public.

When people hear good music, it makes them homesick for something they never had, and never will have.

When you can't do anything else to a boy, you can make him wash his face.

Love affairs have always greatly interested me, but I do not greatly care for them in books or moving pictures. In a love affair, I wish to be the hero, with no audience present.

Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.

No man's credit is ever as good as his money.