Friends are like a pleasant park where you wish to go; while you may enjoy the flowers, you may not eat them.
People tolerate those they fear further than those they love.
A man has his clothes made to fit him; a woman makes herself fit her clothes.
Every man is a reformer until reform tramps on his toes.
The average man's judgment is so poor, he runs a risk every time he uses it.
The feeling of sleepiness when you are not in bed, and can't get there, is the meanest feeling in the world.