Loving everybody is polygamy. I care for no friend who loves his enemy equally well.

To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.

None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors. The record does not show that Adam and Eve were ever married.

Honesty is largely a matter of information, of knowing that dishonesty is a mistake. Principle is not as powerful in keeping people straight as a policeman.

We must be truthful and fair in the ordinary affairs of life before we can be truthful and fair in patriotism and religion.

People never have confidence in a Big Talker. They know his statements must be cut down, but they can never tell how much.

If you want to know how old a woman is . . . ask her sister-in-law.