If the fools do not control the world, it isn't because they are not in the majority.
A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.
The underdog often starts the fight, and occasionally the upper dog deserves to win.
When a man is trying to sell you something, don't imagine he is that polite all the time.
Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs.
A reasonable probability is the only certainty.