A women could never be President. A condidate must be over 35, and where are you going to find a woman who will admit she's over 35?
For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone.
Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism.
When men are not regretting that life is so short, they are doing something to kill time.
If a woman doesn't chase a man a little, she doesn't love him.
No man is smart, except by comparison to those who know less