When a man asks your advice, he usually tells you just how he expects you to decide.
The government is mainly an expensive organization to regulate evildoers, and tax those who behave: government does little for fairly respectable people except annoy them.
No man would listen to you talk if he didn't know it was his turn next.
Everyone suffers wrongs for which there is no remedy
Nothing is wonderful when you get used to it.
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.