To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.

The man who insists he as good as anybody, believes he is better.

Raising children is like making biscuits: it is as easy to raise a big batch as one, while you have your hands in the dough.

When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.

When a man tells you what people are saying about you, tell him what people are saying about him; that will immediately take his mind off your troubles.

A poem is no place for an idea.

There is only one thing people like that is good for them; a good night's sleep.