Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.
Success does not mean happiness: it means an unusual number of industrious enemies.
There is no such thing as a convincing argument, although every man thinks he has one.
If you want to know how old a woman is . . . ask her sister-in-law.
Most people eat as if they were fattening themselves for market.
Faith may have removed mountains way off somewhere, a long time ago, but it won't remove a wart at home this week.