Don't be crazy to do a lot of things you can't do.
A woman might as well propose: her husband will claim she did.
There is no such thing as a convincing argument, although every man thinks he has one.
Don't take up a man's time talking about the smartness of your children; he wants to talk to you about the smartness of his children.
All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into.
No man can smile in the face of adversity and mean it.