No man's credit is ever as good as his money.
One of the surprising things in this world is the respect a worthless man has for himself.
Every man is a reformer until reform tramps on his toes.
The feeling of sleepiness when you are not in bed, and can't get there, is the meanest feeling in the world.
Most people put off till tomorrow that which they should have done yesterday.
Where the guests at a gathering are well-acquainted, they eat 20 per cent more than they otherwise would.