The greatest thing in the world is for a man to be able to do something well, and say nothing about it.
A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.
As soon as the people fix one Shame of the World, another turns up.
Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.
Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.
What is common sense? That which attracts the least opposition that which brings most agreeable and worthy results.