One trouble with growing old is that it gets progressively tougher to find a famous historical figure, who didn't amount to much when he was your age.
No man is smart, except by comparison to those who know less
When you can't do anything else to a boy, you can make him wash his face.
The most destructive criticism is indifference.
There must be some good in the cocktail party to account for its immense vogue among otherwise sane people.
The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home.