When a man dies, and his kin are glad of it, they say, "He is better off."

No man would listen to you talk if he didn't know it was his turn next.

The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home.

To be an ideal guest, stay at home.

A woman who can't forgive should never have more than a nodding acquaintance with a man.

All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into.

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism.