When a man dies, and his kin are glad of it, they say, "He is better off."

It may be a cold, clammy thing to say, but those that treat friendship the same as any other selfishness seem to get the most out of it.

The feeling of sleepiness when you are not in bed, and can't get there, is the meanest feeling in the world.

Everyone hates a martyr; it's no wonder martyrs were burned at the stake.

Love affairs have always greatly interested me, but I do not greatly care for them in books or moving pictures. In a love affair, I wish to be the hero, with no audience present.

The man who insists he as good as anybody, believes he is better.

Half the time men think they are talking business, they are wasting time.