Don't be crazy to do a lot of things you can't do.
One trouble with growing old is that it gets progressively tougher to find a famous historical figure, who didn't amount to much when he was your age.
When a man dies, and his kin are glad of it, they say, "He is better off."
A woman who can't forgive should never have more than a nodding acquaintance with a man.
Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs.
When a man asks your advice, he usually tells you just how he expects you to decide.