One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
Faith may have removed mountains way off somewhere, a long time ago, but it won't remove a wart at home this week.
So long as we do not blow our brains out, we have decided life is worth living.
No man has all the wisdom in the world; everyone has some.
You can make up a quarrel, but it will always show where it was patched.