It is a matter of regret that many low, mean suspicions turn out to be well founded.

If you want to know how old a woman is . . . ask her sister-in-law.

A woman might as well propose: her husband will claim she did.

There is something in the red of a raspberry pie that looks as good to a man as the red in a sheep looks to a wolf.

Youth is about the only thing worth having, and that is about the only thing youth has.

Farmers only worry during the growing season, but townspeople worry all the time.

There is always a type of man who says he loves his fellow men, and expects to make a living at it.