Indignation does no good unless it is backed with a club of sufficient size to awe the opposition.
When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.
To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.
A woman might as well propose: her husband will claim she did.
If a woman doesn't chase a man a little, she doesn't love him.
Reading is like permitting a man to talk a long time, and refusing you the right to answer.