The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home.
The feeling of sleepiness when you are not in bed, and can't get there, is the meanest feeling in the world.
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.
Most people put off till tomorrow that which they should have done yesterday.
Every man is a reformer until reform tramps on his toes.