Success does not mean happiness: it means an unusual number of industrious enemies.
No man would listen to you talk if he didn't know it was his turn next.
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
No wonder the teacher knows so much; she has the book.
If you go to church, and like the singing better than the preaching, that's not orthodox.
The only thing some people do is get older.