It may be a cold, clammy thing to say, but those that treat friendship the same as any other selfishness seem to get the most out of it.

Friends are like a pleasant park where you wish to go; while you may enjoy the flowers, you may not eat them.

Most of us are either too think to enjoy eating, or too fat to enjoy walking.

I try to have no plans the failure of which would greatly annoy me. Half the unhappiness in the world is due to the failure of plans which were never reasonable, and often impossible.

There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it.

There is something in the red of a raspberry pie that looks as good to a man as the red in a sheep looks to a wolf.

Instead of loving your enemies - treat your friends a little better.