It may be a cold, clammy thing to say, but those that treat friendship the same as any other selfishness seem to get the most out of it.

A young man is a theory, an old man is a fact.

Probably no man ever had a friend that he did not dislike a little.

The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.

Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.

No wonder the teacher knows so much; she has the book.

Many people would be more truthful were it not for their uncontrollable desire to talk.