At first a woman doesn't want anything but a husband, but as soon as gets one, she wants everything else in the world.

Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.

We are not free, it was not intended we should be. A book of rules is placed in our cradle, and we never get rid of it until we reach our graves. Then we are free, and only then.

Friends are like a pleasant park where you wish to go; while you may enjoy the flowers, you may not eat them.

A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.

Nothing tires a man more than to be grateful all the time.

The greatest thing in the world is for a man to be able to do something well, and say nothing about it.