Nearly every lawsuit is an insult to the intelligence of both plaintiff and defendant.
When a man tells you what people are saying about you, tell him what people are saying about him; that will immediately take his mind off your troubles.
To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.
The greatest thing in the world is for a man to be able to do something well, and say nothing about it.
Everyone hates a martyr; it's no wonder martyrs were burned at the stake.
When you can't do anything else to a boy, you can make him wash his face.