Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.

Man is still a savage to the extent that he has little respect for anything that cannot hurt him.

A woman does not spend all her time in buying things; she spends part of it in taking them back.

Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.

Youth is about the only thing worth having, and that is about the only thing youth has.

I have long been disposed to judge men by their average. If it is reasonably high, I am charitable with faults that look pretty black.