A reasonable probability is the only certainty.

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.

A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.

When men are not regretting that life is so short, they are doing something to kill time.

If you want to know how old a woman is . . . ask her sister-in-law.

Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs.

Common sense is compelled to make its way without the enthusiasm of anyone.