We love the Lord, of course, but we often wonder what He finds in us.
Virtue must be valuable, if men and women of all degrees pretend to have it.
The only thing some people do is get older.
Farmers only worry during the growing season, but townspeople worry all the time.
A women could never be President. A condidate must be over 35, and where are you going to find a woman who will admit she's over 35?
Half the time men think they are talking business, they are wasting time.