A reasonable probability is the only certainty.

I try to have no plans the failure of which would greatly annoy me. Half the unhappiness in the world is due to the failure of plans which were never reasonable, and often impossible.

As a man handles his troubles during the day, so he goes to bed at night a General, Captain, or Private.

None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors. The record does not show that Adam and Eve were ever married.

I declare my belief that it is not your duty to do anything that is not to your own interest. Whenever it is unquestionably your duty to do a thing, then it will benefit you to perform that duty.

No man would listen to you talk if he didn't know it was his turn next.

A women could never be President. A condidate must be over 35, and where are you going to find a woman who will admit she's over 35?