For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone.

The greatest thing in the world is for a man to be able to do something well, and say nothing about it.

The greatest humiliation in life, is to work hard on something from which you expect great appreciation, and then fail to get it.

You can make up a quarrel, but it will always show where it was patched.

Every man is a reformer until reform tramps on his toes.

I express many absurd opinions. But I am not the first man to do it; American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.

None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors. The record does not show that Adam and Eve were ever married.