Man is still a savage to the extent that he has little respect for anything that cannot hurt him.

When a man is trying to sell you something, don't imagine he is that polite all the time.

There must be some good in the cocktail party to account for its immense vogue among otherwise sane people.

So long as we do not blow our brains out, we have decided life is worth living.

Financial sense is knowing that certain men will promise to do certain things, and fail.

Faith may have removed mountains way off somewhere, a long time ago, but it won't remove a wart at home this week.

There is something in the red of a raspberry pie that looks as good to a man as the red in a sheep looks to a wolf.