Don't be crazy to do a lot of things you can't do.

Don't take up a man's time talking about the smartness of your children; he wants to talk to you about the smartness of his children.

Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you know how to tell the truth.

Nothing tires a man more than to be grateful all the time.

The little trouble in the world that is not due to love is due to friendship.

When men are not regretting that life is so short, they are doing something to kill time.

American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.