A woman might as well propose: her husband will claim she did.
There is something in the red of a raspberry pie that looks as good to a man as the red in a sheep looks to a wolf.
A conquered foe should be watched.
I express many absurd opinions. But I am not the first man to do it; American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.
Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism.
I have long been disposed to judge men by their average. If it is reasonably high, I am charitable with faults that look pretty black.