Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising.
No man is smart, except by comparison to those who know less
A conquered foe should be watched.
A women could never be President. A condidate must be over 35, and where are you going to find a woman who will admit she's over 35?
Nothing tires a man more than to be grateful all the time.
There is only one thing people like that is good for them; a good night's sleep.