Fishing seems to be the favorite form of loafing.

Even if a farmer intends to loaf, he gets up in time to get an early start.

I have long been disposed to judge men by their average. If it is reasonably high, I am charitable with faults that look pretty black.

Raising children is like making biscuits: it is as easy to raise a big batch as one, while you have your hands in the dough.

The greatest thing in the world is for a man to be able to do something well, and say nothing about it.

Nothing is wonderful when you get used to it.

A women could never be President. A condidate must be over 35, and where are you going to find a woman who will admit she's over 35?