A conquered foe should be watched.

Don't take up a man's time talking about the smartness of your children; he wants to talk to you about the smartness of his children.

If you have sense enough to realize why flies gather around a restaurant, you should be able to appreciate why men run for office.

I express many absurd opinions. But I am not the first man to do it; American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.

You needn't love your enemy, but if you refrain from telling lies about him, you are doing well enough.

The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home.

Loving everybody is polygamy. I care for no friend who loves his enemy equally well.