A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
Indignation does no good unless it is backed with a club of sufficient size to awe the opposition.
American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.
All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into.
When people hear good music, it makes them homesick for something they never had, and never will have.
When a man asks your advice, he usually tells you just how he expects you to decide.