Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising.

The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home.

If you go to church, and like the singing better than the preaching, that's not orthodox.

When I am idle and shiftless, my affairs become confused; when I work, I get results ... not great results, but enough to encourage me.

All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into.

Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.

When you are in trouble, people who call to sympathize are really looking for the particulars.