The modest person is usually admired, if people ever hear of them.
A loafer never works except when there is a fire; then he will carry out more furniture than anybody.
A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
A woman does not spend all her time in buying things; she spends part of it in taking them back.
Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.
A woman might as well propose: her husband will claim she did.