About all some men accomplish in life is to send a son to Harvard.
Friends are like a pleasant park where you wish to go; while you may enjoy the flowers, you may not eat them.
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
When you can't do anything else to a boy, you can make him wash his face.
The modest person is usually admired, if people ever hear of them.
A young man is a theory, an old man is a fact.