A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.

Few men progress, except as they are pushed along by events.

Half the time men think they are talking business, they are wasting time.

Faith may have removed mountains way off somewhere, a long time ago, but it won't remove a wart at home this week.

There is always a type of man who says he loves his fellow men, and expects to make a living at it.

Fishing seems to be the favorite form of loafing.

We love the Lord, of course, but we often wonder what He finds in us.