A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.

Love affairs have always greatly interested me, but I do not greatly care for them in books or moving pictures. In a love affair, I wish to be the hero, with no audience present.

We love the Lord, of course, but we often wonder what He finds in us.

Even if a farmer intends to loaf, he gets up in time to get an early start.

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism.

At first a woman doesn't want anything but a husband, but as soon as gets one, she wants everything else in the world.

It is hard to convince a high-school student that he will encounter a lot of problems more difficult than those of algebra and geometry.